Welcome to StupidStuff.org's "non-Magic 8-Ball" page. We'd love to call it the "Magic 8-Ball" but lawyers from Tyco Toys (the owners of the "Magic 8-Ball" trademark) pop out of the woodwork and send threatening letters whenever anyone dares to use the words "Magic" and "8-Ball" in the same sentence.
Never fear, though- our non-Magic 8-Ball works exactly the same way. Just think up your question and press the 'Answer My Question' button to shake the ball and receive some timeless 8-Ball Wisdom.
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